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Hard to believe we are already a quarter of the ways through 2010 and amazingly so many Americans have already managed to exemplify their individual stupidity on such a grand scale! Here are my top 5 idiots thus far in 2010:
1. Jesse James- This guy not only "allegedly" cheats on the beautiful Sandra Bullock, but does so with a female white supremacist with tattoos on her forehead! Also way to pull an Eric Benét and have Sandra thank you for a being an awesome husband on national TV, then dropping the bomb!
2. Tiger Woods- hookers and strippers and floozies oh my! Dude why did you even get married? Iit's cool if you're a freak between the sheets, but it's not cool to cheat on a Swedish supermodel. This dude also pulls an Eric Benét and blames it on sex addiction. Only in America is "rehab" the PR cure for everything. Face it he was named "Tiger" for a reason. Elin, I have some nice single guy friends if you are interested!.
3. Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R, TX) aka "Baby Killer"- Now I could care less about his politics and don't care to open the creation can of worms. What I do take issue with is his spin job of "I said IT'S a baby killer". oooOOOoooo the addition of "it's" really made your child like outburst on CSPAN look so much more professional. Come on, that's a "no that's you" comeback if I've ever seen one. Loser!
4. Rep. Eric Massa (D, NY) - You know I am reading 1776 right now and am floored by the amazing men that founded this nation, then I look at who we have in Congress today and well we got this guy and Mr. Neugebauer, man we are screwed. Eric it's 2010, it's cool to be gay, you don't have to stay in the closet and resign for "health reasons". By the way next time you better shore up your story before you tangle with Larry King.
5. California Doctors and the DEA- How is it that celebrities can legally get prescribed more pills than Tony Montana has yayo in Scarface? I mean damn we lost Michael, Heath, Brittney, Corey Haim (I know I'm going out on a ledge here). Just a thought, I can't buy more than 2 boxes of Sudafed in a month because of certain meth heads, maybe the same should apply to OxyContin? Just a thought DEA!
1. Jesse James- This guy not only "allegedly" cheats on the beautiful Sandra Bullock, but does so with a female white supremacist with tattoos on her forehead! Also way to pull an Eric Benét and have Sandra thank you for a being an awesome husband on national TV, then dropping the bomb!
2. Tiger Woods- hookers and strippers and floozies oh my! Dude why did you even get married? Iit's cool if you're a freak between the sheets, but it's not cool to cheat on a Swedish supermodel. This dude also pulls an Eric Benét and blames it on sex addiction. Only in America is "rehab" the PR cure for everything. Face it he was named "Tiger" for a reason. Elin, I have some nice single guy friends if you are interested!.
3. Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R, TX) aka "Baby Killer"- Now I could care less about his politics and don't care to open the creation can of worms. What I do take issue with is his spin job of "I said IT'S a baby killer". oooOOOoooo the addition of "it's" really made your child like outburst on CSPAN look so much more professional. Come on, that's a "no that's you" comeback if I've ever seen one. Loser!
4. Rep. Eric Massa (D, NY) - You know I am reading 1776 right now and am floored by the amazing men that founded this nation, then I look at who we have in Congress today and well we got this guy and Mr. Neugebauer, man we are screwed. Eric it's 2010, it's cool to be gay, you don't have to stay in the closet and resign for "health reasons". By the way next time you better shore up your story before you tangle with Larry King.
5. California Doctors and the DEA- How is it that celebrities can legally get prescribed more pills than Tony Montana has yayo in Scarface? I mean damn we lost Michael, Heath, Brittney, Corey Haim (I know I'm going out on a ledge here). Just a thought, I can't buy more than 2 boxes of Sudafed in a month because of certain meth heads, maybe the same should apply to OxyContin? Just a thought DEA!
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